
Observations and inanities by a second-shift assistant supervisor in the Puppy-Grinding division of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy® (our motto: "Sure it's cruel, but think of the jobs!"), your host, Brent Rasmussen.
Greater Is The Art Of Ending
Back in 2000 my good friend Anathea threw a new term at me - "Blogging". I had no idea what she was talking about, but I looked it up on the internet and discovered a new way to build a web site and communicate. So, in January of 2001, "Unscrewing The Inscrutable" was born on the Pyra Labs-owned site "blogger".
I positioned myself as an atheist from the very beginning, using my same catchphrase:
Observations and inanities by a second-shift assistant supervisor in the Puppy-Grinding division of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy® (our motto: "Sure it's cruel, but think of the jobs!")
Back then there were only a few "atheist blogs". There was The Raving Atheist, Stupid Evil Bastard, World Wide Rant, and a few others. There were a lot of atheist web sites around, but blogging was just too new.
Over the years I changed UTI's blogging software a half-dozen times, my web host more than a half-dozen times, and I watched the atheist blogging world explode. I saw Pharyngula appear on the scene in 2002. I created the Carnival Of The Godless in 2005, and watched the Atheist Blogroll being born shortly thereafter. I watched as The Friendly Atheist sold his soul on eBay, and became a fixture in our "atheosphere". It's been a great decade!
When I found that I wasn't writing as much as I used to, I started bringing on co-bloggers to help out. Steven Darksyde was an early co-blogger who went on to write for the DailyKos, as well as science articles for some major magazines. Alon Levy, Hank Fox, Jim Downey, Paul Fidalgo, Rick Ulrey all wrote for UTI at some point. Jim especially deserves praise for keeping UTI afloat for the last couple of years. I would have shut it down earlier if it weren't for him.
Now it's time to say goodbye to UTI after 9 years. I'll be shutting down the commenting and removing co-blogger access later this week. I'll keep the site online for a few months for archival purposes, then eventually point the domain name to my Facebook page.
I'd like to thank all my readers over the years for a great run, but like I told Jim today when we talked about this, it is mainly nostalgia and momentum that have kept UTI from shutting down before now. It's time to move on.
I'll still be around - on the blogs in the comments, on Facebook and Twitter, so it's not like I am bowing out completely. Keep in touch! Friend me!
It has been an honor folks.
"Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending." -R.A.H.



















Before you go...
Hey, sorry to see you go people.
But before you finally disappear, I'm looking for one in particular piece. Could you please check the database before you take it offline?
The article was a piece describing what the world would look like if you could stand in one spot and speed up time, just like the various adaptation of Wells's "The Time Machine" have done, where we first see day and night blincking on and off, then watching the seasons rotate, etc.
If you have that one, please sent me a copy. It was great stuff!
Ancestral Magnitudes
Here you go. It was called "Ancestral Magnitudes". Some of the graphics have broken since 2005, but the text is all there.
I stopped reading your blog
I stopped reading your blog about 8 months ago when I figured out that we have nothing in common (except unbelief), so this is fine by me.
Site will still be here right?
So I just heard about this over at Pharyngula. I've only recently started reading atheist blogs, and it seems sad that once I've discovered yours, it's stopped. If this is still going to be around, I'll probably read through the old entries.
It'll be around for a while.
It'll be around for a while in static form to prevent breaking any existing linkage or Google juice to linked blogs and sites. I'd be honored if you read through the old stuff! :)
Try these classics to wet your whistle:
The United States Witch Doctors Corps - by me.
What it feels like to be an atheist - by Stephen Darksyde
Why I'm An Atheist - by Stephen Darksyde
Leaving Kirk Cameron Behind - by me.
The Suicide Of An Atheist - by me.
Thanks for reading! :)
best of luck...
...but I wish you'd stay.
Here's to ya...
Thanks guys for everything you've done over the years. Really enjoyed the reading and discussions!
Into the Ether
Just wanted to second (or twenty-second) the well-wishing and gratitude for bringing UTI for as long as you did. From the early incarnations of Choy Lee Mu to today, you've been an invaluable presence, and I, also, hope you to see you 'round the web in some way or another.
Thanks, also, to the list of contributing writers, Mr. Downey, Mr. Fox, Darksyde, et al. Sanity's always in short supply these days.
You'll be missd
Brent, thanks for all the work. As a past host of, and contributor to, COTG, I appreciate your work in starting it up and developing it. And, yes, I too hope to see more from you in the future.
Steve/Gadfly
Ahem.
Brent: Slight correction to my earlier comment, down below. I was thinking of you, just used the wrong name. Argh.
Heh.
Yeah, I wondered about that . . . ;)
Jim Downey
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Like Science Fiction? Read *or listen to* my novel, Communion of Dreams, for free.
aw hell
G'bye and best wishes to all the unscrewed inscrutables...
Brace yourselves, people: we're about to be overrun with all those unground puppies!
Aw, man.
So that slot in my reader will go mute. Shoot. Thanks, Brent (and the rest of the guys), for the words and thoughts over the years.
I'll second the motions to keep the site archived, though: There's a lot of good stuff I'd hate to see become inaccessible.
Sorry to see you close down
It has been great to come here and read your writing these past years, and I am sorry to hear you're closing down. Still, I can understand why you would do so, and wish you the best of luck in the future.
I can sympathize, but hope you wil blog
at other places occasionally. Since I shut down Tangled Up in Blue Guy, I have actually had a little time to myself and have been happily contributing to Quiche Moraine. But it ain't the same.
Best of luck to you
in all your future endeavors.
Thank you for your words.
Thanks for all the fish
I hope we see you around and about. I have enjoyed your atheistical meanderings...
It Follows
Perfect, John.
After posting and re-reading my last comment my random memory interpolator immediately chimed, "SLATFATF"
You beat me by that much. And me such a HGTTG fan from way back.
Ahh! You go now?
Nice run, Brent. At least the part that I've enjoyed over the last three or so years. You and your co-bloggers have occupied, educated, amused and diverted me more times than I can count.
Good luck, fare well. May the road rise up to meet you.
I'll be keeping an eye out for your book and your as yet unknown future presence deep in the heart of the InnerTubes.
So long, for now.
Is it necessary to redirect
Is it necessary to redirect everything to the Facebook page? Even with people pulling out and archiving a lot of their favorite stuff, that will still break a lot of links. Also, you currently have a lot of google juice so stuff you linked to generally gets some. Taking the site down could have a large negative impact on rankings for a lot of atheist sites.
Please keep it online
Your site is a part of the web, with many connections to and from.
If you don't want to maintain and update a Drupal installation forever you can just make a static copy using wget --mirror or something and publish that at the same URL.
Good Idea
I may end up doing just that. Good points guys.
Yes! Please do that!
I am another person who JUST found your blog, and I need time (lots of time!) to read it!
This is the second blog (the first had nothing to do with atheism) that is shutting down the minute I find it. I am starting to feel like a jinx.
sorry to see the plywood go
sorry to see the plywood go up.
This site has been really important to me
I will miss you! I started blogging right after 9/11. UTI and SEB have helped me gain the courage to own my atheism online (which wasn't easy), and are two of just a handful of blogs from which I read every post and darn near every comment. I hope you guys will frequent SEB and please consider this an invitation to drop in at my blog too. I will miss your Evil Atheist Conspiratorial take.
Don't be strangers, OK?
We'll miss you!
Thanks for this blog. It (and you) will be missed.
Duke
Farewell
Just read over at Pharyngula that you're hanging it up and thought it would be appropriate to bid you farewell and good luck (although that last bit sounds just a little superstitious!).
Ahhh.... bullshit!
Damn it Brent! I ain't the smartest guy in the whole world but I do get onto my computer every day. Let someone else manage the site. What do I need to do??
Scott
Sad to see you go...
... but I can totally understand the decision. I've been close to closing up shop over at Stupid Evil Bastard myself a couple of times over the years, but then I find something else to shoot my mouth off about. Things are slower than usual at SEB right now due to life and work responsibilities getting in the way, but things will pick up eventually.
Brent, and anyone else who contributed here, if you ever feel like you need to scratch the blogging itch occasionally then I'd be more than honored if you dropped by SEB.
Good luck and stay in touch!
SEB
I was a total devotee to SEB in its early years, Les. I finally dropped off just because of time. It was visit you every day, and the few other blogs I loved, or else have the time to write my tome-length comments here and at Pharyngula. I chose the tomes. And here I am rich and famous because of it. Oh, wait ...
You'll probably see me over there again.
From This Day Forward
Well ...
Like backing up to get a good run at jumping a hurdle, I feel like I need more time to get to where I can actually express what this place has meant to me.
I remember those early years too, and they were special. In the past few years I've seen a shake-out of blogs -- used to be you could start one and people would just start showing up and commenting, but now the big sites seem to get most of the traffic. (I'm happy that PZ Myers, one of us, is one of the successes -- an international star, really.)
But mostly, the rest of us came and went. In the time that UTI has been online, I think I've had THREE blogs, Goat On Fire, Earthman's Notebook and [... uh, I can't even remember the third]. Which means I know how much work it is to maintain one, and how easy it is to get bored with it and quit. But to persevere for 9 or 10 years? Wow.
I had an image come to me when my dog Ranger died -- that the bracket of time in which he existed was still real back there, frozen in a timeless past and receding from me at one second per second. Untouchable, unreachable, but still there. And of course still there in the tracks on my heart.
I feel that same way about Unscrewing the Inscrutable. Sort of lost, but fairly happy too, that I got to be a part of it, that it got to be a part of me.
UTI was always worth checking out, when I connected every day. It was a small stage in its later years, but the good side of that was that it was a place where I felt I could be heard, no matter how long one of my overlong missives might be, no matter how tweaked my sense of humor.
This was my community, my tribe.
I'm sorry I haven't gotten to meet any of you in person, my online friends. I hope you'll be well, and will go out and have fantastic new adventures both online and off.
And Jim ... again, wow. [BRENT!! Thank you, Brent! I plead brain-fade due to advanced age. But thank you too, Jim.] Thank you for doing this. I so enjoyed it.
Especially great were those nights on the island, where we released the UTI comment-trolls and then hunted them on foot with spears. The way that Dave Mabus guy eluded us for three whole days ... that was just about the most exciting time I can remember having. I was almost sorry when the dogs finally got him.
Anyway, I look forward to Our Glorious Future. I see some good things coming up in my own life; I hope you all have equally good stuff to look forward to.
Any of you who want to keep in touch, I'm reachable through the contact links at www.DesignerQuick.com and www.EditorQuick.com, as well as through my Flickr photo page, www.Flickr.com/photos/hankfox. And I expect to be doing this too, this year: www.AdventYear.com.
Cheers!
All good things
All good things must come to an end, all the bad things too but I do consider UTI one of the good things :)
Thanks for all the time, thought, and effort.
Good luck guys
This blog was always quality over quantity, which I'll miss. I just hope you don't disappear completely into the Facebook ghetto.
Thanks for the ride
Ten years in this field is quite a run. I think there is an art to ending and that it's better to leave early than late. I'm grateful to UTI for some delightful and instructive conversations, as well as for introducing me to other sources of atheist thought.
One thing I appreciated most about this group was the humor, so I'll leave with one of my favorite quotes, from The Treasure of the Sierra Madre: "Oh laugh, Curtin, old boy. It's a great joke played on us by the Lord, or fate, or nature, whatever you prefer. But whoever or whatever played it certainly had a sense of humor! Ha!"
Frank Moorman, skeptic
"what is the point of giving persons Freedom of Speech... if you then say they must not utilize same? And is not the Power of Speech the greatest Power of all? Then surely it must be exercised to the full." --Salman Rushdie
Thanks for all the fish
You were a welcome oasis in the middle of the atheist desert, Brent, although I was a bit of a late-comer. Thanks for all you did over the years; I'm sorry to see UTI close up shop, but I understand it and am grateful for the time you spent on it thus far. Well done, thank you, and godspeed! No, wait ...
I'll raise a glass
this evening to you and all you have accomplished here, Brent! No regrets for fighting the good fight.
Jim Downey
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Like Science Fiction? Read *or listen to* my novel, Communion of Dreams, for free.