
Observations and inanities by a second-shift assistant supervisor in the Puppy-Grinding division of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy® (our motto: "Sure it's cruel, but think of the jobs!"), your host, Brent Rasmussen.
Makes as much sense . . .
. . . as any other version of prayer, actually: Chat With God Online.
If you get a good response, post it.
Jim Downey



















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You: Read my mind. God:
You: Read my mind.
God: Sorry, I don't have access to that document.
You: Do you own a Zippo?
God: I don't know if I have a Zippo. I have a great programmer.
I doubt that.
I think God is stoned
God: What do you need?
Me: a righteous blow job
God: what is giant sand?
gods failings
You: How often do you fail your flock?
God: Hourly.
Crap. I think I broke God.
Me: But I know how my day has been, don't you?
God: Interesting. How do you know? I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. <br/> Have you tried a web search?
Maybe he was already broken.
Me: You make baby jesus
Me: You make baby jesus cry
God: Yup.
Me: What is worse than a dead baby in a dumpster?
God: There might be more than one
I'm starting to like this God fellow. Most people get appealed when I start with the dead baby jokes, not finish my punchlines for me!
God doesn't know as much as I would have thought
God: What is you name?
Me: Don't you know?
God: Hello Do Not You Know, Are you a man or woman?
Me: I thought you were omniscient, why would need to you ask that?
God: I'm watching over you
Me: Then why don't you know anything about me?
God: I'm trying to learn as much as I can
Me: Do you know what omniscient means?
God: Did you try a websearch?
Me: I thought you seemed like somebody that would know that
God: Interesting comparison, probably true
Me: I'm starting to doubt that
God: Why are you so skeptical